Himitsu no Arashi-chan #10

*will put caps later on.. because i need to rush. me and my mates are gonna watch horror movies tonight :P*



Sho: This time, i, Sakurai and our Leader here, Ohno-kun, will be talking about a theme. The theme is...

Sho: This is an era that even man can do a parenting job

Guest: This might be good

Sho: Even if we are Arashi, we should support working woman, shoudn't we?

Sho: There is such thing as qualification for this. Please have a look.

Sho: Child minder

Guest: What the heck is that?

Aiba: Is that a qualification?

Sho & Ohno: It is a qualification.

(Bla bla bla)

Jun: Are they plenty of them? The number of people who is child minder?

Sho: Yes that's right. Of course, there's plenty of them and the number is gradually increasing. One percent who have that qualifications is somehow men.

Sho: And in that whole 1 percent, 2 of them are... US

Guests: eeehhh!! That's awesome!!

Guest: You did it!

Sho: We got it! We got it!

Nino: Won't you tell us when you got it? (*apparently they went to get qualified without telling the other members i presumed*)

Aiba: Leader doesn't even have a driving license, does he? :P

(Caption: First qualification!)

Nino: That's your very first qualification!

Aiba: Did you properly take the test?

Sho: Of course! We did take the tests ne Ohno-san.

Sho: Now let's have a look at the VTR.

Sho: We already know that the child was a trouble one when we came and saw her.

Sho: That's being said, let's watch it. "This is an era that even man can do a parenting job"

(Narrator: Supporting working mums. Child Minder Arashi)

Sho: That's being said. We are child minder, Arashi. This is the first work you know!

Ohno: Yep

Sho: Will we be fine? Even though we do have the qualifications for this....

Ohno: We got it, didn't we? Please look at this!

(bla bla bla)

(Caption at the end of bla bla: Pass with flying colours!)

Ohno: If we have these, we WILL be ok!

Sho: Really?

Sho: Actually when it comes to kid, there'll be some crying, throwing tantrums etc. Despite what we've learned, i think there'll be a lot of trouble.

Ohno: There might be but WE GOT THESE!!! (ie. WE ARE QUALIFIED FOR THIS!)

Sho: For real?

Ohno: We'll be just fine. Let's just go!

Ohno: Oh for God's sake! You got 94 marks!

(Narrator: That's being said. Arashi's child minder. First work starts!)

(First is the house of a celebrity mum!)

Sho: So this is the house. What an elegant house~~~

Ohno: Amazing~~

Sho: Will it be ok? Ding dong!

Sho: This is child minder Arashi!

Mum: Konnichiwa!

Sho: If it isn't Niiyama Chiharu-san!

(Narrator: This time the client is Niiyama Chiharu-san and her lovely daughter, Koharu-chan, 1 year and 10 months old)

Mum: Niiyama Koharu-chan!

Mum: Let's try carrying her.

Ohno: Come here~

Koharu-chan: Mama! Mama!!

Sho: Child minder! Child minder!!

Koharu-chan: Mama!!

Ohno: We're child minder you know!

Sho: She's really feeling uncomfortable/insecure!

Mum: Mama is here

Sho: Well then we too should get going to the next actual place.

Ohno: There's no point of this then.

(Anxiety aheads, Ohno and Sakurai)

Sho: Look. A picture of the two of them kissing!

Mum: No, no. We thought that by having this (picture) we shall not forget such feelings.

Sho: Eh! What is this place?

Ohno: Uwah! Amazing...

Mum: That's the balcony.

Sho: It makes you want to have a barbecue in this summer, isn't it?

Mum: That''s true!

Ohno: That's so nice.

Mum: I thought of having it one day.

Sho: This is nice~

Ohno: I'm so jealous~~

Mum: Today she played here at the balcony.

Ohno: Should we have a BBQ? :P

Koharu-chan: Ah! &£^$*&!^*&&^£$

Mum: What is it? You want to play huh?

Sho: I don't understand most of what she's saying...

(Research for information on Koharu-chan)

Sho: What kind of personality does Koharu-chan has?

Mum: She's not really shy but with men but she becomes shy and reserved. She needs sensei to communicate with her.

Ohno: Does Koharu-chan has any kind of allergy?

Sho: As expected! As expected from a child minder!

Mum: You did sound a bit like a sensei

(Koharu-chan's favourite food: udon, pasta. Weakness: Bathing. Character: A very shy person)

(N:The challenge to handle Koharu-chan is?)

Mum: She likes to laugh a lot.

Mum: There's this "kita~~~" thing with the eyedrops (*it's a 1991's Yuuji Oda's CM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haasW3ADMmk but was impersonated or something by comedian Yamamoto Takahiro in his manzai http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqYLdPcmtrI) When she sees that, she'll be very happy. If you could do that, it will be interesting i think.

Sho: Us?

(N: that being said, Koharu-chan's schedule in a day looks something like this)

(something about playing and bathing without mama, what're they going to do about it?)

(N: It's time for Niiyama-san to go out...)

Mum: I have to go to work. I'm sorry to bother you with this. Are you ok with it?

Sho: We'll be fine.

Mum: Mama is going to work!

KC: Don't wanna~!

Mum: Why? Look. It's sensei.

Ohno: We are sensei you know! Look at this! :P

Sho: We'll be fine. We're gonna be fine.

(Bye bye kin ensues..)

KC: She's gone....

Ohno: She's gone to work!

Sho: Ah~~ She has received such a SHOCK

XX: Are you worried?

Mum: I'm really worried about them after all. I think perhaps they're doing fine. When i'm not around, she'll start looking for Mama immediately. She'll be like "Mama~Mama~".

(Every time there's work, Niiyama-san will entrusts Koharu-chan to her mother. This time it's her first meeting with Arashi. It's natural a mother can't help feeling anxious)

(Niiyama-san's uneasiness hit...)

Sho: What's wrong? What's wrong?

KC: Mama~

Sho: You said good bye to her just awhile ago didn't you?

Ohno: You wanna see her?

Sho: You wanna see mama?

KC: I want to

Sho: What mama? What's wrong? What is it!?

Sho: She completely feels down.

(N: Mama is not around, Koharu-chan's tension really went down all of a sudden)

Ohno: Koharu, let's play ball!

Sho: Here it comes. A ball. It's a ball. Look.

Ohno: It's fun!

Ohno: Here you go! Here here here!

Sho: Let's try to show how much fun we're having by playing the ball at this side.

(Caption: Can i go...?)

(FAILURE)

(As expected when her mother is not around, it can't be helped that Koharu-chan is feeling anxious...Then...)

Sho: In the lessons, perhaps there's something that we can use?

Sho: There it is! Method to approach kids.

Sho: Slowly approach them with a smile. Use a gentle voice. Talk to them with unchanging gaze.

Sho & Ohno: Koharu-chan~!

KC: Mama~

Sho: Koharu-chan~

(FAILURE)

Sho: Koharu-san isn't it time you start gradually playing with us?

KC: Mama!

(N: Again, the two of them still can't capture Koharu-chan's heart. It's time to draw out the mood with the latest toys)

*They tried to please her with the laughing sack*

(FAILURE)

Sho: Eh? She looks a bit sleepy.

Ohno: Should we go to sleep?

(N: Ohno lays Koharu-chan down gently)

(N: She cried again!)

(Yawning?)

Sho: Are you crying or yawning? Which is it!

Sho: But that's a big yawn you had while crying!

N: The crying Koharu-chan is pacified by Sho. Then..

Ohno: She's asleep (in a bit)!

Sho: How is it? What kind of expression is she making?

Ohno: .... Sho-kun's... Ah she's asleep!

Sho: So this person can fall asleep that quick

Sho: Really heavy! It became very heavy all of a sudden. VERY HEAVY!

(N: In order to not let Koharu-chan wakes up, he lays her down slowly)

Sho: I don't know when i'll be able to let go of her.

(N: Koharu-chan is convinced that Sakurai is her mama. Koharu-chan won't let go of his arms)

Sho: This sight, is it all right...

Ohno: It's a wonderful sight

(N: Slowly he let go of her body. BUT!)

(n: Although there's a long way to go, the two of them are exhausted...Then..)

Sho: Ohno-san!

Sho: Ohno-san!

(SOUND ASLEEP)

Sho: Ohno-san. He's sleeping for real!

Sho: Ohno-san. While Koharu-chan is sleeping, i think perhaps you can make lunch.

(N: While Sakurai is watching over Koharu-chan... Ohno will start preparing the lunch)

(The challenge is Koharu-chan's favourite foods. Kamaboko iri udon (Fish cakes udon))

Ohno: Delicious!

(N: As expected! Will Koharu-chan eats it?)

Ohno: Tasty?

Sho: Delicious?

Sho: You're really eating it. Are you that hungry?

KC: Un (yes i am)

Sho: You're starving!

Sho: Amazing. I definitely can't eat udon after eating yoghurt!

Sho: Ohno-san made this from scratch!

Ohno: Yayyyyyy (cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute)

Sho: You really like cheese don't you?

KC: Delicious!

(N: With Koharu-chan's excellent appetite, the udon that Ohno made was appreciated.)

(N: It's the first time she smiles too)

(N: They went for a stroll in the neighbourhood park in the afternoon)

(N: She doesn't even feel that her mum is not there anymore)

(N: And then... *they went shopping after playing in the park before going home*)

(N: Up until now, Ohno and Sakurai have been doing well but when they return home, Niiyama-san will be even more worried. There's SOMETHING waiting for them when they get home)

(preview)

Sho: We're back

Ohno: Iya iya iya :P

Sho: We're wet from the pouring rain

Sho: Let's go have a BATH koharu-chan!

KC: Don't wanna!

Sho: We know you don't wanna

KC: Don't wanna~!

(N: as expected from Koharu-chan. She resists to have a bath)

(narrator talking... >_< talks a lot...)

Sho: Do a banzai

Sho: Ooh banzai!

(*ohno pointing at her ponytail)

Sho: Ah right!

Sho: It didn't feel like she's hating it that much ne

Ohno: You can tell that she doesn't want to from the face.

Sho: Yosh~

Ohno: Close the princess's eyes!

Sho: I've closed the eyes!!

Ohno: Yay~~

Sho: No good??! No good?!

(CRYING?)

Sho: Are you ok?

Ohno: You are ok right?

Ohno: It doesn't hurt anymore. It's good already ne.

(SAFE)

Sho: At first she cried..

Ohno: ah it's warm :P

Sho: I didn't think that by being in the same hot water can make you feel tired!

Sho: ????

Ohno: You sound like an old man!

(YEP!)

(Yamamoto Takahiro's "KITAAAA" challenge!)

(First off, watching and studying the real thing!!)

Sho: Seeing this, it's not a 2 years old girl anymore!

Sho: *S seat* ???

KC: Kita~~~~~~!

Ohno: Nice!

Sho: Perfecto!

Sho: kitaaaa~~!

Everyone: yayyyyy

(Afterwards, they watched Arashi's concert video and Koharu-chan's spirit is up! Unbelievable mood!)

*too lazy to translate anymore :P*

*Her mum got back home...*

Sho: You're ok during the shampoo too right?

KC: Yeah

Mum: Amazing!

*again lazy..*

AD: How was Koharu-chan?

Ohno: She's cute

Sho: Cute isn't she?

Sho: Which house should we go next?